Brought to you by:
BrewTools Homebrewing iPhone App

Latest Reviews

Double Dry Hopped pseudoSue
Toppling Goliath
Modus Vivendi
Wild Beer Co.
Spaceman
Brewfist

Recent Articles

Shameless
Craft brewer sellouts become as tone-deaf and underhanded as their new overlords. Great Taste Eve
Check out the burgeoning Madison beer scene the night before the best fest in country. Good Beer Makes Good Conversation
The effects of drinking beer worth talking about. The Beers of Walmart
The largest retailer in the world now has its own line of beers. Our Take on the Lagunitas-Heineken Deal
Fuck Lagunitas. archives »

Beer Reviews

Gemuetlichkeit Oktoberfest

Tyranena Brewing Company
Lake Mills, WI
USA
http://www.tyranena.com/

Style: Oktoberfest/Märzen
ABV: 5.5%

Franz’s Rating:
   (Not good.)


Comments:
This will be the last beer review as a bachelor. In fact this will be the last review I give where I don’t have to ask the wife for beer money. So hopefully my fellow Beer Dorks can help the cause and loan me some money for a six-pack of beer to review once in a while. All kidding aside, I am looking forward to the big day and would just like to say to the future Mrs. Mueller, “I love you.”

This is the first “real” Oktoberfest beer of the year and I will have to say I am not impressed. When I say first “real” one, I don’t mean one that is on the shelf at the liquor store for many months after its last year release. Most of Tyranena brews are good, especially their Brewers Gone Wild set. This one sucked to say it mildly. The only thing this brew had going on was the typical malt flavor associated with the style and the color. But this was complicated by too much bitterness probably associated with the hops. Some of the hopheads out there may like this beer, but I doubt it due to the lack of hop aroma. The color is a deep red which is oddly familiar to the Headless Man Amber Alt. In fact probably the only difference between these two beers is the yeast and hops used.

Gemuetlichkeit Oktoberfest is a below-par beer. In my mind, if this beer was a little less bitter, I would not want to kick myself in the ass for spending the money trying desperately to choke this beverage down. If this web site allowed half mugs for part of the rating system, I would give this one-and-a-half mugs. There is no fault in rating this beer undrinkable considering there are a few saps out there that I can pawn this off to that might like it. The only good thing to come out of this is the next Oktoberfest beer I try can’t be this bad.

Prosit

Reviewed by Franz Mueller on September 4, 2007.

Drinkin’ And Thinkin’

Beer Dorks News

One of the original craft beer stalwarts of the Upper Midwest, Summit, ceases distribution in 6 more states, leaving only 5 from their peak of 17. How much does psychology play into perceptions of craft beer? An incredibly interesting case study by this Estonian brewery indicates it's a major factor. AB-InBev controls South African hop market, not allowing craft brewers access. Sounds like the actions of a company that "advocates for craft brewers". Dirty fucking liars. Denmark brewer creates "Pisner", brewed with human urine. As opposed to Bud/Miller/Coors, which is just straight up urine, human or otherwise. On the heels of the Wicked Weed sellout, Lagunitas announces it's sold the remaining 50% to Heineken. We've said it before... this is not going to end well. Just when it seemed the Big Beer acquisition train was slowing a bit, this bomb dropped. And it's a BIG one. Sad. Great Lakes reveling in the LeBron pub, despite the fact that he dissed their (and all) beer. Brewers Association cracking down on "lewd and explicit" beer names and labels. Good luck, for some breweries that gimmick is all they have... Brew Dog sells 22% stake to US private equity firm. Between this and the recent litigation, seems they're turning into the big beer bullies. The end of "3.2" beer may be near. It only took a mere 80+ years to kill this dinosaur.