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Articles

Get Out Of The Way

Yes, you. Get the Hell out of the way. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published April 27, 2011

Goose Shit

Anheuser-Busch buying Goose Island sucks for consumers and craft brewers. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published April 4, 2011

Goodbye And Good Luck

No need to fret when a “national” craft brand pulls out of the Midwest. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published March 22, 2011

The Decline of German Bierkulture

The reasons the storied beer culture of Germany is dying, and why there is still hope for a rejuvenation. [»]
by Rings
Published March 8, 2011

Don’t Fear Big Beer

Imperial fill-in-the-style beers are not going to devour everything you hold dear. Seriously. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published February 1, 2011

Simply Good

Crazy new concoctions are great, but so are strong-but-steady stalwarts. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published January 12, 2011

Bitter Christmas

Nothing makes the silly season more tolerable like big Midwest craft beers. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published December 17, 2010

The 2010 BeerDorks.com Gift Giving Guide

In the spirit of the season, either buy some of this crap or go screw yourself. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published November 26, 2010

The Pursuit Of Craft Beer Attracts Critics

Sort-of ancient beer wisdom, one pint at a time. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published November 16, 2010

An Ode To Wheat

Mourning the seasonal passing of the ideal summer brew. [»]
by Eddie Glick
Published November 5, 2010

Drinkin’ And Thinkin’

Beer Dorks News

Want to know how healthy the craft beer industry is? As always, look to Portland. Craft pioneer Bridgeport announces sudden closure, adding to a growing list of PDX casualties. Did Anheuser-Busch Chicago offer their shit beer to Cody Parkey before his missed field goal? Because that may explain why he "accidentally" biffed it. Chicago now has the most breweries of any city in the country. Other things Chicago has the most of: murders, mobsters, and Ditkas. Trying to spin it positive, BA releases end of year graphic. Only 5% growth in the craft sector when nearly 1000 new breweries opened? That's a collapse waiting to happen. R.I.P. Tallgrass... another casualty as the regional/national craft beer market continues to get squeezed. Wait... Constellation Brands cut all of the Ballast Point and Funky Buddha sales staff? They merged it with their Corona/Modelo staff?? We're SHOCKED!!! Pizza Beer founder crying about failure of company, blames everyone else. Reminder, the beer tasted like vomit. Try having better ideas or making better products so you're not a failure. It's Bud Light so doesn't really matter, but we expect this beer to be sitting around for awhile. Indiana brewery to open with controversial beer names to "get the conversation going". Translation: taking advantage of serious issues for free publicity. Hundreds of amazing beers in Wisconsin and the Cubs took back the one everyone drinks just because it exists and people have heard of it. How fitting...