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Yeah, you wish you could be a Dork, so here’s the next best thing: join us! You’ll be able to put your two cents in, get yummy newsletters (when we feel like sending them out), and tell everyone you’re a Dork. Not enough for ya’—other than the fact that it’s free? OK, OK. If you ever run into Nigel in the bar, he’ll buy you a beer. There, happy?

Before you become a member, we need some stuff from you. One’s your e-mail. We need it to send you your very own Beer Dorks password. And don’t worry, we hate pinko commie spammers even more than you do, so your e-mail is safe with us. Honest.

Make up a user ID: (gotta be at least three alphanumeric characters—spaces are allowed!)


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Assure us your intentions are benign:
I agree to not be a jerk. I agree not to flame people and make a general pest of myself. I agree not to praise anything made by Anheuser-Busch or MillerCoors. I agree not to willingly drink shit beer. I agree to try to be the best honorary Beer Dork member I can possibly be. Now let’s open this beer.