Reviews, Commentary and Opinions on Midwest Craft Beer and Microbreweries

June 18, 2009

Beer Diary:

What’s Your Most Popular Beer?

How drinking craft beer can help repair the increasingly tenuous link between popularity and merit in American culture.
by Eddie Glick

I like my beer like my women: pale, strong, full-bodied, and extremely bitter.
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So I was sitting in the brew pub the other day eating lunch and sipping a “Belgian-style table beer” that, while extremely low in alcohol (less than 3 percent ABV), was nonetheless quite tasty, when a pair of college-aged women came in. They sat at the bar a few stools down from me, and it was immediately apparent that they had no idea where they were. They asked the bartender for some macro swill, and he politely informed them that they were in a brew pub, and only beers brewed on the premises were available. He then directed them to a chalkboard at the end of the bar that listed the beers on tap. He also handed them a menu that not only listed the beers but described them as well.

One of the women picked up the menu and began reading, but the other one asked the bartender, “What’s your most popular beer?”

He told her, describing it as “our lightest beer,” which of course means it was barely a notch up from the macro swill she had attempted to order upon first sitting at the bar. Obviously, she ordered this. Her friend, however, and much to her merit, ordered a more adventurous brew she found on the menu.

I’ve seen this on numerous occasions, and not necessarily in regards to beer. A guy walks into a restaurant, can’t decide what he wants, and instead of thoroughly reading the menu he asks the waiter what their most popular dish is. Movie studios fall over each other trying to claim their movie is the number one insert-genre-here, because the mere fact that it’s “number one” leads to even more movie goers. A few years back, an acquaintance of mine had just bought a new stereo system, even though he basically had no music collection whatsoever, except for a couple of Mötley Crüe tapes he had from high school. So he went to the record store (back when physical stores actually sold music) and bought a dozen or so CDs. He listed his purchases to me, explaining it was a good mix of popular music, “You know, stuff everyone likes.” I asked him why didn’t he just buy the music he liked, a question that ended up confusing him. Needless to say, I thought all the music he bought sucked ass.

I guess this behavior is just a symptom of pop culture—it’s far easier to just mindlessly consume what everyone else is instead of taking the time to inform yourself about what is out there and choose your beer, food, clothing, or entertainment based on how it appeals to you. In a perfect world, that would make sense, as logic would dictate that the most popular product would be the best product. Unfortunately, the world we live in has gotten about as far from perfect as is philosophically possible.

No need to look further than beer to see my point. The most popular beer brand in America is Bud Light. And drinkers of this shit—they are legion and they are fanatics—like to point this fact out, saying something along the lines of, “It’s the most popular for a reason.”

Unfortunately that rationalization doesn’t take into account the increasingly tenuous link between popularity and merit in our culture. Which is why, every time you and I drink a finely made craft beer or—even better—a home brew, we’re regenerating that link, actually enriching American culture. Tiny, infinitesimally, bit by bit, beer by beer, we’re slowly making up for the reality TV shows, the Ashley Simpsons, the internet porno, the existence of E!, the dead eyes of Jessica Alba.

[OK, I’ve gotta go off on a rantin’ tangent here. Remember the movie Sin City, based on the Frank Miller graphic novel series? And how everyone went on and on about how the movie was shot almost frame-for-frame the same as the comic books? EXCEPT the book (That Yellow Bastard) in which the character Jessica Alba plays was buck naked almost the ENTIRE FUCKING BOOK—she was a stripper, for chrissakes—yet Jessica Alba shows about four square inches of skin in the actual movie. And it’s not that I’m drooling to see this skinny actress 25 years younger than me—to be honest, I don’t find her all that attractive—but it’s the fact that she didn’t show any T and A because Hollywood powers that be are still trying to groom this airhead to be the next great actress. Even though sheister lawyers hocking free money to clueless lowlifes (lowlives?) watching basic cable trash at two in the morning act better than she can. End of tangent.]

So, if you’re still following the article, drink that craft beer! Brew some home brew! Visit your local brew pub! Refuse to buy or even drink shit beer! The quality of our very culture is at stake, people, and, as usual, it’s up to us beer dorks to pull it out of the dumpster. One of these days we’re going to get a day off …

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